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Inspirational/Beautiful Love Quotes. Love is powerful and can motivate, heal and inspire. These can't-miss inspirational love quotes will give you all the feels. They make the perfect addition to an anniversary card, your wedding vows or just because. Make the day a little brighter for your someone special by sharing these quotes. True love could change anyone into a better person. It could make any relationship grow. It could make your life more beautiful and meaningful. And besides, God is love.

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Whether you need something to share with your child, your partner, or a friend, this list has the perfect love quote.

As we near the end of January, all the stores are covered in blush, pink, red, and white — it seems Valentine's 'month' is coming up on us quick. And whether you're single, partnered, married, and/or have kids, Valentine's Day is the day to show how much you love all the folks in your life. Having a few quotes about love for everyone in your life, from children, to partners, to siblings, can make it easy to share the love this holiday. Honestly, everyone needs to feel this kind of love every day, now more than ever.

Whether you're looking for inspo to write in a card, or need a quote for something creative like a print or a work of art, this list will have you covered for everyone in your life.

Love Quotes For Your Children

  • 'I could make up a song to say 'I love you, I care.' And I would sing right along, 'Cause I love you, I care. 'Cause making something is one way to say 'I love you.' I could even bake a special cake, 'Cause I love you, I really love you. And even if it got smushed, I'd still love it 'cause it was from you. 'Cause making something is one way to say, 'Oh, I love you.' — Fred Rogers
  • 'My love for you is taller than the sky and wider than the galaxy.' — Unknown
  • 'I love you stronger than iron and softer than feathers.' — Unknown
  • 'There are many ways to say I love you. Just by being there when things are sad and scary. Just by being there, being there. Being there to say, I love you.' — Fred Rogers
  • 'You are the best thing I've done with my life.' — Unknown
  • 'I love my children beyond all reason. They’re my joy, even when they’re wild with kid energy.' — Christopher Meloni
  • 'Butterflies have wings, so they can fly. Fish have gills, so they can swim. Bunnies have four legs, so they can run. I have a heart, so I can love you.' — Unknown
  • 'To my child: I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.' — Unknown
  • 'Wherever you go, my love is with you.' — Unknown
  • 'A child may outgrow your lap, but they will never outgrow your heart.' — Unknown
  • 'No work is more important than my love for you.' — Unknown
  • 'Playing with you is the happiest moment of my day.' — Unknown
  • 'A mother’s love for her child is like nothing else in the world.' — Agatha Christie
  • 'There are thousands of children in the world, and I was lucky enough to get you.' — Unknown
  • 'It's you I like, not the clothes you wear, not the way you do your hair, but it's you I like. It's you I like, every part of you, your skin, your thoughts, your feelings, whether old or new, it's you I like.' — Fred Rogers

Love Quotes For Him

  • 'Take my hand, take my whole life, too, for I can't help falling in love with you.' — Elvis Presley
  • 'Look at the stars, look how they shine for you and everything you do...' — Coldplay
  • 'I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you're in the world.' — Elton John
  • 'I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.' — Ben Folds
  • 'But I ... I love it when you read to me, and you, you can read me anything.' — The Magnetic Fields

Love Quotes For Her

  • 'Cause all of me loves all of you, love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections.' — John Legend
  • 'Not enough for me? You're everything.' — Jim Halpert, The Office
  • 'Man, oh, man, you're my best friend. I scream it to the nothingness. There ain't nothing that I need. Home, let me come home, home is wherever I'm with you.' — Edward Sharpe
  • 'Plan A was marrying her a long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.' — Jim Halpert, The Office
  • 'And where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday and I know that I am ... the luckiest.' — Ben Folds
  • 'I love you and I like you.' — Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
  • 'There's only ... one thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every rational calculation ... it's love, Dwight.' — Jim Halpert, The Office

Love Quotes For Grandparents

  • “A grandparent is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.” — Unknown
  • “Grandpas always have time for you when everyone else is too busy.” — Unknown
  • “Grandparents, like heroes, are as necessary to a child’s growth as vitamins.” — Joyce Allston
  • “You are the sun, Grandma, you are the sun in my life.” — Kitty Tsui
  • “Grandparents are the best kind of grownups.” — Unknown
  • “Grandparents hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.” — Unknown
  • “The best place to be when you're sad is your grandparent's lap.” — Unknown
  • Surely, two of the most satisfying experiences in life must be those of being a grandchild or a grandparent.' — Donald A. Norberg

Love Quotes For A Sibling

  • “There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.” — Terri Guillemets
  • “Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.” — Suzie Huitt
  • “Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.” — James Patterson
  • “Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.” — Kim Kardashian
  • “If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day — that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.” — Amaury Nolasco
  • “To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confident… it is to have a soulmate for life.” — Victoria Secunda
  • “Siblings — the definition that comprises love, strife, competition and forever friends.” — Byron Pulsifer
  • “Brothers and sisters separated by distance, joined by love.” — Chuck Danes

Love Quotes From Movies

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  • 'If you're a bird, I'm a bird.' — The Notebook
  • 'I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.' — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • 'The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.' — Moulin Rouge
  • 'Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. If you don’t start with that, what are you going to end up with?' — Meet Joe Black
  • 'I wish I had done everything on earth with you.' — The Great Gatsby
  • 'It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.' — Good Will Hunting
  • 'You make me want to be a better man.' — As Good As It Gets
  • 'I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough ...' — The Notebook
  • 'Love is not a feeling, Mr. Burns. It’s an ability.' — Dan in Real Life
  • 'I knew I’d never be able to remember what Nina wore that day. But I also knew I’d never forget the way she looked.' — Father of the Bride
  • 'I can't see anything I don't like about you.' — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Love Quotes From Books

  • 'I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder.' — The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky
  • 'In times of grief and sorrow I will hold you and rock you and take your grief and make it my own. When you cry, I cry and when you hurt, I hurt. And together we will try to hold back the floods to tears and despair and make it through the potholed street of life.' — The Notebook, Nicholas Sparks
  • 'It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.' — The Fault In Our Stars, John Green
  • 'I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.' — The Notebook, Nicholas Sparks
  • 'As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.' — The Fault In Our Stars, John Green
  • 'Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. — The Kindly Ones, Neil Gaiman
  • 'I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep, your eyes close.' — 100 Love Sonnets, Pablo Neruda

Love Quotes From Television

  • 'Maybe I do believe it, all this ‘meant to be’ stuff. Why not believe it, really? Who doesn’t want more romance in their life? Maybe it’s just up to us to make it happen. To show up and be meant for each other.' — Grey's Anatomy, Meredith Grey
  • 'Actually, there is a word for that. It’s love. I’m in love with her, OK? If you’re looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want no matter how much it destroys you, it's love! And when you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever.' — How I Met Your Mother, Ted Mosby
  • 'When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad or a regular family like everybody else. And I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today knowing that I have everything that I’m ever gonna need. You are my family.' — Friends, Phoebe Buffay
  • 'You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived.' — Gilmore Girls, Logan Huntzberger
  • 'No listen, I woke up this morning and I realized that I studied and taught the great literature all my life. And those stories are replete with characters that let opportunities slip by, but what I teach is more than literature, it's lessons in life. If I don't follow these tenets, I'm not the man I thought I was, the man I want to be.' — Gilmore Girls, Max Medina
  • 'Don't let anyone tell you you're not powerful. You're the most powerful woman I know.' — Gossip Girl, Chuck Bass
  • 'You know you're right for someone when they force you to be the best version of yourself.' — The Mindy Project, Danny Castellano

Life is not the same without humor. Whenever we express our love to someone, we don’t always have to look so serious. When you mix your words and actions with a little humor, your loved one will find your moments together more memorable and special. Did you also know that for most women, humor makes them, and their partners, feel and look sexier and more attractive? Throwing funny and cute words of love to your partner gives a whole new meaning to your relationship. It makes both of you feel more comfortable with each other, thus, making the relationship last.

To be with a person you adore the most already brings a smile to your face. However, the funny and entertaining moments you share will make you crave for each other’s presence even more.

We want to help put a little color to your relationship by sharing some of the funniest love quotes we could find. We hope these quotes make you laugh and bring you closer to each other now more than ever!

Funny Love Quotes

1. My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan. – Leopold Fetchner

2. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason

3. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris

4. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

5. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

6. Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz

7. Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

8. Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. – English Proverb

9. Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. – Judith Viorst

10. I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. – Chico Marx

11. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

12. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

13. A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. – Spanish Proverb

14. He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. – Ring Lardner

15. Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. – Jean Kerr

16. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz

17. Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

18. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. – Phyllis Schlafly

19. Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

20. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner

21. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason

22. According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.

23. If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.

24. Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

25. My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’

26. It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.

27. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

28. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar

29. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

30. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans

31. The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.

32. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

33. Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. – Fulton J. Sheen

34. If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love. – Miles Davis

35. My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.

36. Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.

37. I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.

38. During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.

39. Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.

40. Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.

41. Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.

42. Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.

43. You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.

44. Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.

45. I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.

46. I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.

47. Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.

48. To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

49. Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms. – J. P. Senn

50. My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. – Elayne Boosler

51. When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

52. Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements. – Kathy Mohnke

53. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. – Franklin P. Jones

54. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

55. My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

56. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. – Professor Irwin Corey

57. A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

58. What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. – Cindy Garner

59. Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

60. If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. – Katherine Mansfield

61. Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do. – Bettina Arndt

62. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal

63. You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

64. You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better.

65. Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free.

66. You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake.

67. You are the cause why my eyeglasses fog.

68. A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.

69. I want someone who will pause his game just to answer my call.

70. You’ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long.

71. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. – Carroll Bryant

72. A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

73. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

74. I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? – Jean Illsley Clarke

75. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

76. True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

77. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Pauline Thomason

Inspirational Love Quotes

78. Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. – Helen Gurley Brown

79. I had a dream that i still loved you. I think I woke up screaming. – Christine

80. Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills. – Jessica Martin

81. It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. – Lucille Ball

82. I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.

83. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. – Les Dawson

84. People should fall in love with their eyes closed. – Andy Warhol

85. If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Chelsea Peretti

86. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

87. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. – Russell Brand

88. I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

89. If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Chelsea Peretti

90. Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. – Natasha Leggero

91. I’m now making a Jewish porno film. Ten percent sex, 90 percent guilt. – Henny Youngman

92. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. – Garry Shandling

93. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. – Richard Jeni

94. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

95. Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. – Jerry Seinfeld

96. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

97. Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. – Chelsea Handler

98. Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

99. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

100. Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

101. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. – Fran Lebowitz

102. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. – Richard Pryor

103. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
104. My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. – Rodney Dangerfield

105. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

106. My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. – Elayne Boosler

107. My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

108. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. – Jack Benny

109. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

110. Women love a self-confident bald man. – Larry David

111. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. – Billy Crystal

112. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. – Steven Wright

113. My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.

114. If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards. – J.A. Redmerski

115. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford

116. My last love is just like that thong peter griffin borrowed from me… Never getting it back. – Refinnej Sin

117. You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah

118. In any perfect relationship men should remember it’s a matter of direction; she takes what’s right and you take what’s left. – Solitaire Parke

119. Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore. – Bree Luckey

120. My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met. – Rodney D

121. Love is like finding a needle in a haystack. – FaithHopeNLove

122. Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. – Jewish Proverbangerfield

123. We’re like Romeo & Juliet.. Except for the dying part of course. – Justina

124. The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history. – Quoteistan

125. Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – Judith Viorst

126. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle

127. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

128. The more she turned right the more I turned wrong. – Mark W. Boyer

129. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal

130. If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. – Katherine Mansfield

131. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz

132. In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. – Rowland

133. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. – Richard Jeni

134. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen

135. Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

136. A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. – Tim Allen

137. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? – Lilly Tomlin

138. The great question which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? – Freud

139. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope

140. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Pauline Thomason

141. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde

142. Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions. – Tommy Dewar

143. Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery

144. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. – David Bissonette

145. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford

146. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. – George Carlin

147. I love you and it’s getting worse. – Joseph E. Morris

148. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard

149. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein

150. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. – Lemony Snicket

151. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

152. As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. – Ralphie May

153. The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Coleridge

154. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henry Youngman

155. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

156. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

157. I solemnly swear I am up to no good especially when I am all alone with you.

158. You are the pain in my butt, the dent in my wallet and the scratches in my brand new car that I don’t mind.

Quotes About Love And Marriage

159. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

160. In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. – Rowland

161. Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. – James Garner

162. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

163. I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. – Arturo Toscanini

164. Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. – Helen Gurley Brown

165. This is as close as I can get to describing it – a hot pancake with butter melting on top and a steaming cup of coffee as soon as I open my eyes. That’s how wonderful it is to wake up knowing you are mine and I am yours.

166. Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. – Helen Rowland

167. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

168. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris

169. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash. – Joyce Brothers

Love Quotes For Her

170. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

171. When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Bible Quotes About Love

172. When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.